lmaonade:

are you gonna eat that ethernet cable

(via manywinged)

souvlakigf:

(via manywinged)

peach-pot:

women’s pants don’t have pockets? where do they store thoir penis?

(via tacotearss)

girlballs:

im-a-dragon-cawcaw:

sodclod:

show them no shrimpathy

Krill them without hesitation

ogtopus

(via manywinged)

yddaw:

thegaymertrainer:

(via darkerbysunrise)

smoqueen:

i’m about to meet up with Mr. Puff = I’m about to smoke

i’m about to meet up with Mr. Glug = i’m about to drink

i’m about to meet up with Mr. Stink = doesnt matter

(via swarnpert)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

me and my buddies are playing “soup fight”. that’s where we each embody a different vegetable and get in a nice hot tub together. and then we fight

(via swarnpert)

aliaoftheknives:

[white-knuckling my bathroom sink] there will be feasting and dancing in jerusalem next year 

(via eldrinch)

stuckinapril:

hot girls are tired and sleepy 7 days of the week

(via darkerbysunrise)

gwyoi:

my glasses are fagging up

(via soothesoftly)

nudityandnerdery:

(via darkerbysunrise)

desinteresse:

My dad has daughter issues

(via swarnpert)

cruelfeast:

where’s the support for women who are not compatible with anyone

(via darkerbysunrise)

superstarrrrgirl-deactivated202:

even tho im annoyingly insufferable would you still hit be honest

(via doctor-roman)

fetusnoman:

(via doctor-roman)